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Laughing Squid

Laughing Squid

USUnited States Nginx

Analyze the raw performance data, server response times, and technology stack of Laughing Squid.

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Global
#112
Local
#36
WPTR Score™
1751ms
Grade A+
1/9/2026
1MB Load
600ms
TTFB
311ms
Quick Facts
Verified technical data.
Founded
2024
Last Tested
1/9/2026
Server
Nginx
Features
BrotliHTTPS
Laughing Squid

Laughing Squid

Est. 2024
HQ
USA
WPTR Verified Provider

Quality & Security Audit

HSTS (Strict Security)
Brotli Compression
HTTP/3 (QUIC) Protocol

What is Laughing Squid?

Laughing Squid is a boutique managed hosting provider that prioritizes service quality over mass-market volume. Unlike giant conglomerates, Laughing Squid typically offers a 'white-glove' experience with US-based support teams who are actual engineers. They specialize in Managed VPS, WordPress, and shared hosting where performance optimization, security hardening, and proactive monitoring are included as part of the service.

Advantages

Excellent customer support
Hands-off server management
Optimized for speed/security
No bait-and-switch pricing

Disadvantages

Slightly more expensive than generic hosts
Fewer 'unlimited' marketing gimmicks

Performance History

Independent Benchmark History

TTFB Trend

Score Trend

Our Verdict

Based on our independent testing using the WPTR methodology, Laughing Squid achieved a Real-Load Score of 1751ms (TTFB: 311ms), placing it at #112 in our global hosting rankings.

Recent Benchmarks

DateServerTTFBScore
January 8, 2026-
419ms
80
January 8, 2026-
285ms
1178
January 8, 2026-
163ms
744
January 8, 2026-
333ms
1694
January 9, 2026-
311ms
1751

Key Features

Fully Managed Support
Free Site Migrations
Proactive Monitoring
Daily Backups
US-Based Support Team
Free SSL & Security Shield
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